The AP reports that Thomas Kinkade spent the night in jail sleeping off a snootful:

Authorities say California artist Thomas Kinkade spent a night in jail after being arrested on suspicion of drunken driving. California Highway Patrol officials said Monday that Kinkade was pulled over outside Carmel and arrested by a CHP officer just after 10 p.m. Friday CHP Officer Robert Lehman says the 52-year-old Kinkade was booked into the Monterey County Jail on suspicion of misdemeanor drunken driving. He was released Saturday morning.

California Artist Kinkade Arrested for Alleged DUI (AP)